Wifey is back at it with her blogs. She’s going in and has a lot of things in the works. I’m very proud to say that I’ve influenced her, though. Recently, we had a discussion about cheating. I’d think that by now she knows that unless Meagan Good or Nia Long decides to use my number again, she has nothing to worry about. She still wants to bring it up though. Whatever. So this last time, I made this comment; “…… women won’t have to worry about their men cheating if they are taking care of business. Nine times out a ten, his mistress can teach you something”. This obviously lit a fire. Following this, she asked me to write about it, so this is my piece;
Whether you want to admit it or not, that saying is 10000% true. In my opinion, the only way to avoid that other woman is just to do what he asks you to do. As long as he’s willing to fulfill your needs and fantasies, I don’t see a problem with it. If you’re one of those stubborn women that refuse, then chances are that he has a woman on the side that doesn’t have a problem role playing, dressing up, or whatever it is he’s asking you to do. Don’t be mad at him, or her, honestly it’s your fault. You want to know what I would recommend? What I would recommend doing, take notes from his mistress. Yes, seriously……take notes. The mistress could suggest a few things that’ll add a firework show to your relationship that you can’t even imagine. Maybe a few things such as:
Role Play – Sometimes we men (at least I have) dream about getting pulled over by a sexy female cop and getting out of a ticket, or staying after class for some extra credit, etc. There’s nothing wrong with it. It can actually be fun if you get rid of the ‘I’m too good for that’ attitude. Be that cop, or that teacher for one night and see where it gets you!!!
Get Rid of Those Granny Panties – We don’t want to see that. We grew up wearing tighty whities and granny panties aren’t doing anything except taking us back to our childhood–not where we want to be when it’s time to get it going. Women know how easily we get excited. Give us something exciting to look at.
Get Those Sexy Underwear and Walk Around Them – This goes back to what I said in the last paragraph. Eye candy is always great! It’s even better because we get to watch you walk that walk that turns us on, hips switching from side to side.
Send Him Naughty Text Messages and Pics – This will keep his mind on you all day. Things gets bored as hell in that office all day. Sending him a sexy text message to let him know what to expect after work would put a huge smile on his face! So will sending him a picture of what’s waiting for him after work. On that same note, don’t refrain from continuing any conversation that your text message may start. There’s no point of starting something you’re not willing to finish.
Give Head – Nothing irritates him more than hearing “I don’t feel like it!!” There’s no reason not to. A mistress has NO PROBLEM DOING IT!!! At home, in the kitchen, in the car, at the movies, in the changing room, it doesn’t matter. Just do it!!
Not to say I have a mistress that does this for me–but even if I did–what me and the nanny does is nobody’s business!!!! Anyway ladies, you have 2 options; either keep him happy or learn from your man’s mistress.
Needless to say, she’s not feeling it at all. She did say I have some valid points, but………..it’s on. This discussion will be in the form of a mini-blog-series. I’ve said my piece (pt. 1), she’ll say hers (pt. 2), and for part 3………………..stay tuned. Give us your input though. It’s about to go down!!
The Barnett Report 