I was introduced to Lil’ B’s music by a fellow artist. She told me about a song he has in which he says, ‘Hoes on my dick cause I look like Jesus.’. I’m not kidding at all………..those are his exact words. Whatever you’re thinking right now…….add a few four letter words and those are my thoughts exactly. Today on Twitter, a trending topic was #FavoriteLilBQuotes. This was CRAZY!!!!! Just to give you a few quotes, there were;
“Then I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch, eat that wonton soup…”
“Fuck a bitch in the face like a boss, like a dad, like I’m Rad, like I’m Brad, like I’m Chad”
“Bitches suck my dick cause my chain look like lighting”
“Bitch I look like Ben and Jerry’s“
This is not hip-hop. This isn’t even music. To call this retarded would be giving him more credit than he deserves, but, I’m not buying the fact that he’s actually this stupid. Here’s my Based Theory.
These lyrics are dumb, stupid, ignorant, etc. Whatever you want to call it. Not only are they stupid, but this is a stupid we’ve never heard before. This is groundbreaking stupidity. To be successful in the music biz, though, don’t you have to do or say something that hasn’t been done or said before? Let’s think about it. Before Lil B, what rapper ever said anything this mindless before? Granted we’ve had rappers that raise the bar of wack, but we’ve never had a Lil B. We’ve seen somebody with Autism get behind the mic, but we haven’t seen Lil B. We heard people rape women, kill other people, burn people alive, and even kill kids on a record…..BUT we’ve never heard a Lil B. He wants money, he wants clothes, cars, girls, a record deal, chains, and everything else that comes with the package. He knows that in order to obtain that, he has to stand out. Is he not standing out right now? He has Youtube talking, Twitter, blog sites, one of my favorite sneaker forums, and other internet outlets thanking the ‘Based God’.
This dude knows exactly what he’s doing and it’s working for him. He’s a prime example of how to create an image and use it to your benefit. I dont believe for one minute that behind Youtube, Twitter, blog sites, and anywhere else, he’s the same person. No way at all. It’s all a hustle and this dude is working his hustle to the fullest right now. I do not support Lil B, I do not support his music, and I do not support dumbing yourself down to see a check!! I do, however, respect a man’s hustle and nobody can knock that.
UPDATE 02/04/2011
As much as I hate to admit this, since this post, I’ve continued to watch videos from this dude and I can’t help but to laugh. This shit is actually pretty hilarious. I can see why people flock to this guy. I’m not listening because his lyrics are amazing, I’m listening because those stupid lines make me laugh every time. Yea…………..I’ve been watching the videos………….sue me.
